November 15, 2008

Rosal Reunion
ok. it was awesome. i'm not going to elaborate just in case someone doesn't want me to. i just want you to know that it was awesome.at least nagpapansinan na kami. o_o.

AOWA
ok. i'm wrting about this as thanks for an entertaining night by the salesman we met just outside of libis. they were selling this stove that makes use of electromagnets to heat food. don't ask me how because i don't give a *whoops* about that yet. the stove won't burn your hand because it doesn't make use of fire. it won't overheat because it has an overheat alarm syastem. it cooks faster since the heat would travel through the metal faster because it uses electromagnetism instead of fire.obvious naman yun e. it has a timer so it could cook on its own. and lots of other stuff.wow. nakinig ako. yeah sure the stuff they sell were earth friendly, good and has lot of benefits but you should see how they endorsed their merchandise. at first they go on and on about their merch, the awards they got and other *whoops*. so you'll start to get interested in it. then things start to get weird. a series of weird yet convenient coincidences occur as we go along the conversation.

salesman(SM): can i have your id ma'am?( so he could justify that he is doing his job.)
mom: *gives the id*
SM: dito po kayo sa quezon?
mom:oo.
SM:O? ILANG YEARS NA?
mom: mga 5 years.
SM:TALAGA? NAKU MA'AM! (he then starts talking to his friends like he's all tingly inside.)
SM: MAY PROMO KAMI! KASI FIVE YEARS NA KAYO.... ganyan ganyan. basta may promo sila na since five years na kami at hindi effective yung mga commercials, refferals na lang raw sila aasa kaya may mga promo sila na mag-gigiveaway sila nung stove pag bumili kami nung other stuff nila.

mom: tumatanggap kayo ng card?
SM:umm. yes ma'am. pero anu pong card gamit niyo po?
me:POKEMON CARD! pero sa sarili ko lang...
mom:BPI.
SM: ah ganun po ba. ok po yun kasi zero interest kami sa BPI. (then his eyes light up and... voila! new promo!)
SM:ay BPI MADAME?? ANKU ILANG YEARS NA PO?
mom: mga 1 year na.
SM:ONE YEAR? NAKU MAY STARS NA PO BA YAN? KASI BASTA GANUN ULI.
and that went on until...
mom: naku di ako pede bumili ng major purchase ng hindi sinasabi sa spouse ko.
SM:HA? NAKU MADAME! SAYANG NAMAN YUNG PROMO. 8 NA PO YUNG NANALO. PANG 9 NA KAYO SANA. ETO O. sabay dukot sa kung anong papel at may mga pangalan dun.
yeah. basta. nakakatuwa siya. my words don't do justice sa aliw namin dun. hahahaha.

CFAwards
yeah. just found out about it. isa lang ang tanong na bumabagabag sa akin.NASA TOP TEN BA AKO!? AHAHAHAHA! JOKE. it's offensive but the sites down so it's all good now right?